Monday 24 September 2012

Poodles with noodles

An American couple go on vacation to china. they take their small poodle with them as they go. while there they ask around for a good restaurant to go to, they are given the name of a very reputable establishment with wonderful food.

they go there that night, but since they don't have anyone to take care of their dog, they decide to take the poodle along with them. when they get there they ask the waitress to take care of their dog while they eat, and if possible to give the dog something to eat too. they do this by a serious of gestures since they don't speak any English. after a couple of minutes the waitress seems to understand and take the poodle with her.

Their meal takes a long time to come out, but they are having wine, and enjoying themselves so they don't worry. finally their food comes out and it is the best meal they have ever had. they stuff themselves happily.

at the end the husband asks what kind of meat they had, since they want to have it again, the waitress smiles, and gives him the poodles empty leash as a response.....


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Don't worry, this Urban legend is false, although countries like Hong Kong and China do eat dogs and cats, they don't work on a bring your own meat to dinner basis. they also have a very clear distinction between animals raised for food, and animals raised for pets.

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